Unraveling Roblox SharkBite: A Hilarious Overview
Delve into the whimsical world of Roblox SharkBite with Tankfish's humorous take on sharks, cows, and lakes. Discover the absurdity of a shark in a freshwater lake and the chaotic fun of the game. Dive in for a laugh-filled adventure!
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Hi, I'm Tankfish.
And I have severe cognitive disabilities.
Did you know that sharks kill an average of 6 humans per year?
Uh, look at that.
Cows kill more people than a shark.
Oh, right, they're f**king assholes.
That's why we're killing 100 million of them every year.
Hell yeah, f**king people sh**.
Anyway, welcome to Shark Bite.
A game where a shark is somehow living in the lake.
I mean, look at this.
This is a completely enclosed body of water.
It's a f**king lake.
The f**k is the shark doing the lake.
I don't know because they die in fresh water
In this game a hungry shark is gonna desperately try to get a good bottle of sweet booties of the survivors
However, unlike the dumbasses in I don't know like Piggy the survivors in this game are not completely retarded as they have broad military
weaponries with them
I mean who doesn't bring a
Minigun with the one-err-dical boating or do anything actually is called self-defense
You never know if a terrorist attacks an happen hell I bring gun with me what I go to school
How you might be wandering how the fuck is a shark even the threat to all these matter technologies?
Well the shark in this game is likely an experiment conducted by the government
A genetically modified shark with titanium reinforced skeleton and a bottom-powered
Akshret 19 millimeters thick reinforced steel armor if a f**king destroyer
Fucking things health far doesn't even budge what it gets shot but destroyer to it
Left things more powerful than a tank and a penetrate
The survivors go is to survive
No sh** Sherlock
Or kill the shark which is potentially legal
And you probably get animal ride protesters spammingly or social media once you have dragged about it
The shark dies after that time or runs out and the survivors wait
Don't know why it dies
Probably because it can't survive in fresh f**k water
Also corona they might have caught corona
At the start of every game a random player is chosen to play us the shark.
The chance of someone being chosen increase every time they're not chosen.
But in reality the game usually gives you the metaphor, co-roll blocks, middle finger,
as you will always be chosen when you don't want to play us the shark.
And ever chosen when you want to.
Anyway, when you play us the shark it is common practice to sexually harass the survivors
with words like, oh yeah I'm coming for that ass.
Or, hmmm I would get a good bite out of that ass.
The shark has the ability to sense people who are in water or as I like to call it
I
smell ass
It also has the ability to sense moving boats and the ability to become underwater
Kim's star for a few seconds most sharks will try to stay underwater like the
Pussy's Day are and strike when they detect something you know survivors have guns and the shark may symbol improve
But remember nothing's bullet proof if you shoot it enough times
