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Roblox Jailbreak In A Nutshell: A Hilarious Take on the Popular Game
Join Tankfish in this comedic journey through Roblox Jailbreak, where a convicted war criminal hilariously navigates through the prison escape game created by the US government. Discover the unexpected twists and turns that await in this entertaining and addictive virtual world.
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Hi I'm Tankfish and I'm a convicted war criminal.
I'm supposed to surf my sentence in the jailbreak prison, but I jailbreaked.
Ha, get it?
Left, please the FBI's onto me and pretending to be a comedian.
Welcome to jailbreak, a game secretly created by the US government posing as a retarded
row blocks granny game.
To trick kids into thinking that committing crimes and escaping prisons are very easy.
When these kids reach a dot hood, they will be more tempted to commit crimes, because science
settings has proven that video games cause violence.
When they do so, they will be easily apprehended by the police, beaten down and thrown
through the prison.
Because no sh**, robbing a bank is not as simple as going in with a key card during some
part-cribble or a pedoor tape.
The cash and dip.
Once they're in prison, they will be doing a panel labor aka legal slave works and
live us a government cash call b***** for the rest of their life.
Reality is often disappointing.
Pointing prisons are pretty hard to escape. You don't just go ahead and punch some electrical box because that's kind of sus and guess what?
You're not a Spartan
You don't respond when you die. Criminal scum have fun with your overextended prison sentence
I remember don't drop your soap in the shower. Anyway, by doing this the government can get free money from the forced labor of the
Federal prisoners
It is an elaborate plan, but they can't hide it from me. While I was escaping the Nuremberg trial
I managed to snatch some secret documents in it.
Oh f***, oh f***.
F***.
Anybody who is not a police officer is a criminal scum.
There is not a single good citizen in this place.
Think of it as the choice.
Surprisingly, you're not underpaid by the government.
A whopping $1,500 per day.
Not even counting the bonuses.
That's more than two times what doctors make.
Is this where all my tax money went?
What is this fascist state? I want my health care. However, damn it feels good to be a gangster
Which explains why the police team is severely understaff most of the time, you know?
Because most of the people are enjoying their thug lives. Now the federal government pays you for getting
free labor for this. I mean arresting people. So if you want even more cash
You can just go ahead and arrest people with random charges such as
downloading a music illegally.
Stilling their mom's credit card.
J-walking.
Being gay and...
When arresting a criminal, you have to surprise them.
You know, when they're not paying any attention, you tasem in the ass.
If they spot you from afar, they will not hesitate to mow you down.
Of course, you can return fire because you have the authority to kill the minorities.
However, killing a criminal doesn't get you a bonus.
Because the government doesn't like it when the police kill someone.
Because then the social justice warriors are gonna start another riot.
Video Summary & Chapters
No chapters for this video generated yet.
Video Transcript
Hi I'm Tankfish and I'm a convicted war criminal.
I'm supposed to surf my sentence in the jailbreak prison, but I jailbreaked.
Ha, get it?
Left, please the FBI's onto me and pretending to be a comedian.
Welcome to jailbreak, a game secretly created by the US government posing as a retarded
row blocks granny game.
To trick kids into thinking that committing crimes and escaping prisons are very easy.
When these kids reach a dot hood, they will be more tempted to commit crimes, because science
settings has proven that video games cause violence.
When they do so, they will be easily apprehended by the police, beaten down and thrown
through the prison.
Because no sh**, robbing a bank is not as simple as going in with a key card during some
part-cribble or a pedoor tape.
The cash and dip.
Once they're in prison, they will be doing a panel labor aka legal slave works and
live us a government cash call b***** for the rest of their life.
Reality is often disappointing.
Pointing prisons are pretty hard to escape. You don't just go ahead and punch some electrical box because that's kind of sus and guess what?
You're not a Spartan
You don't respond when you die. Criminal scum have fun with your overextended prison sentence
I remember don't drop your soap in the shower. Anyway, by doing this the government can get free money from the forced labor of the
Federal prisoners
It is an elaborate plan, but they can't hide it from me. While I was escaping the Nuremberg trial
I managed to snatch some secret documents in it.
Oh f***, oh f***.
F***.
Anybody who is not a police officer is a criminal scum.
There is not a single good citizen in this place.
Think of it as the choice.
Surprisingly, you're not underpaid by the government.
A whopping $1,500 per day.
Not even counting the bonuses.
That's more than two times what doctors make.
Is this where all my tax money went?
What is this fascist state? I want my health care. However, damn it feels good to be a gangster
Which explains why the police team is severely understaff most of the time, you know?
Because most of the people are enjoying their thug lives. Now the federal government pays you for getting
free labor for this. I mean arresting people. So if you want even more cash
You can just go ahead and arrest people with random charges such as
downloading a music illegally.
Stilling their mom's credit card.
J-walking.
Being gay and...
When arresting a criminal, you have to surprise them.
You know, when they're not paying any attention, you tasem in the ass.
If they spot you from afar, they will not hesitate to mow you down.
Of course, you can return fire because you have the authority to kill the minorities.
However, killing a criminal doesn't get you a bonus.
Because the government doesn't like it when the police kill someone.
Because then the social justice warriors are gonna start another riot.
Video Summary & Chapters
No chapters for this video generated yet.
Video Transcript
Hi I'm Tankfish and I'm a convicted war criminal.
I'm supposed to surf my sentence in the jailbreak prison, but I jailbreaked.
Ha, get it?
Left, please the FBI's onto me and pretending to be a comedian.
Welcome to jailbreak, a game secretly created by the US government posing as a retarded
row blocks granny game.
To trick kids into thinking that committing crimes and escaping prisons are very easy.
When these kids reach a dot hood, they will be more tempted to commit crimes, because science
settings has proven that video games cause violence.
When they do so, they will be easily apprehended by the police, beaten down and thrown
through the prison.
Because no sh**, robbing a bank is not as simple as going in with a key card during some
part-cribble or a pedoor tape.
The cash and dip.
Once they're in prison, they will be doing a panel labor aka legal slave works and
live us a government cash call b***** for the rest of their life.
Reality is often disappointing.
Pointing prisons are pretty hard to escape. You don't just go ahead and punch some electrical box because that's kind of sus and guess what?
You're not a Spartan
You don't respond when you die. Criminal scum have fun with your overextended prison sentence
I remember don't drop your soap in the shower. Anyway, by doing this the government can get free money from the forced labor of the
Federal prisoners
It is an elaborate plan, but they can't hide it from me. While I was escaping the Nuremberg trial
I managed to snatch some secret documents in it.
Oh f***, oh f***.
F***.
Anybody who is not a police officer is a criminal scum.
There is not a single good citizen in this place.
Think of it as the choice.
Surprisingly, you're not underpaid by the government.
A whopping $1,500 per day.
Not even counting the bonuses.
That's more than two times what doctors make.
Is this where all my tax money went?
What is this fascist state? I want my health care. However, damn it feels good to be a gangster
Which explains why the police team is severely understaff most of the time, you know?
Because most of the people are enjoying their thug lives. Now the federal government pays you for getting
free labor for this. I mean arresting people. So if you want even more cash
You can just go ahead and arrest people with random charges such as
downloading a music illegally.
Stilling their mom's credit card.
J-walking.
Being gay and...
When arresting a criminal, you have to surprise them.
You know, when they're not paying any attention, you tasem in the ass.
If they spot you from afar, they will not hesitate to mow you down.
Of course, you can return fire because you have the authority to kill the minorities.
However, killing a criminal doesn't get you a bonus.
Because the government doesn't like it when the police kill someone.
Because then the social justice warriors are gonna start another riot.
