Hilarious Plastic Surgeon Skit on Saturday Night Live
Enjoy a funny skit from Saturday Night Live featuring a plastic surgeon mix-up with liposuction and breast augmentation. Join the laughter as Dr. Lansman consults with Miss Brennan for a cosmetic procedure.
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Uh, Miss Brennan?
Yes, hi.
I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
I'm Dr. Lansman.
Uh, so I suppose you're here to, uh, have some liposuction.
No.
Oh, I-I'm sorry.
I got a little ahead of myself.
Won't you sit down, please?
Oh, okay.
Um, yeah.
What can I help you with?
I'm thinking of getting a breast augmentation.
Okay, would you stand up just for one second?
Okay.
Okay.
How, uh, how tall are you?
Uh, I'm 5'2", and as you can tell, I'm an A-cup,
but I'd like to just go to a full B.
Oh, I think you'll probably want D-cups.
Really? That seems too big to me.
No, no, trust me on this.
If you get a B-cup, you'll just be back here in six weeks
wanting something bigger.
I don't think I will. I just want it to look natural.
Well, of course they'll look natural.
They'll look more natural than what you have now.
You see, beauty is about proportion.
You're very, very bottom-heavy.
So you're gonna want something to balance that out with,
something like the double-D implants.
I don't think I'm so bottom-heavy.
Well, you're very bottom-heavy.
I just don't know if I want to go that big.
Well, let me show you what I'm talking about.
Here's a picture of you in your bra.
Oh! How did you get that?
Miss Brennan, I'm a doctor.
Now, through computer imaging,
I can show you what you would look like.
What?
No. You know what? That's much too much.
I do not want giant stripper breasts.
Miss Brennan, trust me, I have a tremendous amount
of experience in this area.
I shouldn't say this, but do you know
Catherine Bell from JAG?
No.
Damn, I really wanted to meet her.
What does that?
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Video Transcript
Uh, Miss Brennan?
Yes, hi.
I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
I'm Dr. Lansman.
Uh, so I suppose you're here to, uh, have some liposuction.
No.
Oh, I-I'm sorry.
I got a little ahead of myself.
Won't you sit down, please?
Oh, okay.
Um, yeah.
What can I help you with?
I'm thinking of getting a breast augmentation.
Okay, would you stand up just for one second?
Okay.
Okay.
How, uh, how tall are you?
Uh, I'm 5'2", and as you can tell, I'm an A-cup,
but I'd like to just go to a full B.
Oh, I think you'll probably want D-cups.
Really? That seems too big to me.
No, no, trust me on this.
If you get a B-cup, you'll just be back here in six weeks
wanting something bigger.
I don't think I will. I just want it to look natural.
Well, of course they'll look natural.
They'll look more natural than what you have now.
You see, beauty is about proportion.
You're very, very bottom-heavy.
So you're gonna want something to balance that out with,
something like the double-D implants.
I don't think I'm so bottom-heavy.
Well, you're very bottom-heavy.
I just don't know if I want to go that big.
Well, let me show you what I'm talking about.
Here's a picture of you in your bra.
Oh! How did you get that?
Miss Brennan, I'm a doctor.
Now, through computer imaging,
I can show you what you would look like.
What?
No. You know what? That's much too much.
I do not want giant stripper breasts.
Miss Brennan, trust me, I have a tremendous amount
of experience in this area.
I shouldn't say this, but do you know
Catherine Bell from JAG?
No.
Damn, I really wanted to meet her.
What does that?
