The Best Scenes of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Enjoy iconic scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail including the coconut migration debate and 'Bring out your dead' skit. Explore the humor and wit of this timeless comedy classic.
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Where'd you get the coconuts?
We found them.
Found them?
In Mercia, the coconuts tropical.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Not at all.
They could be carried.
What?
A swallow carrying a coconut?
Listen, in order to maintain airspeed velocity,
a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
Bring out your dead.
Here.
He says he's not dead.
Yes, he is.
I'm not.
He isn't? Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
I'm getting better!
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Isn't there something you can do?
I feel happy! I feel happy!
Thanks very much.
Who's that?
I don't know.
Must be a king.
Why?
He hasn't got shit all over him.
What I object to is that he automatically treats me like an inferior.
Well, I am king.
Oh, king, eh? Very nice.
And how do you get that, eh?
By exploiting the workers.
By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma
which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
Didn't know we had a king.
I thought we were an autonomous collective.
You're fooling yourself.
We're living in a dictatorship.
Strange women lying in ponds,
distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses,
not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
But you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Shut up!
Just a flesh wound.
Look, stop that!
Chicken!
What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
How about you?
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No chapters for this video generated yet.
Video Transcript
Where'd you get the coconuts?
We found them.
Found them?
In Mercia, the coconuts tropical.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Not at all.
They could be carried.
What?
A swallow carrying a coconut?
Listen, in order to maintain airspeed velocity,
a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
Bring out your dead.
Here.
He says he's not dead.
Yes, he is.
I'm not.
He isn't? Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
I'm getting better!
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Isn't there something you can do?
I feel happy! I feel happy!
Thanks very much.
Who's that?
I don't know.
Must be a king.
Why?
He hasn't got shit all over him.
What I object to is that he automatically treats me like an inferior.
Well, I am king.
Oh, king, eh? Very nice.
And how do you get that, eh?
By exploiting the workers.
By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma
which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
Didn't know we had a king.
I thought we were an autonomous collective.
You're fooling yourself.
We're living in a dictatorship.
Strange women lying in ponds,
distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses,
not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
But you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Shut up!
Just a flesh wound.
Look, stop that!
Chicken!
What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
How about you?
