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Posted on: Oct 31, 2024

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Enjoy the latest Family Guy Season 22 Episode 3 full episode set at Smitty's Steakhouse in Quahog. Join the Griffins for a hilarious evening filled with martinis, bread, and bizarre butter. Stream in clear 1080p quality with no zoom or cuts!

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0:07

Ah, Smitty's Steakhouse.

0:09

You know, this was the fanciest restaurant in Quahog

0:12

when I was a kid.

0:13

The ladies' room has a big space with chairs in it

0:15

like a living room before you get back to where the crappers are.

0:18

Good evening, and welcome to Smitty's.

0:20

I'll be back with martinis for Mom and Dad,

0:22

and for you kids, some martinis.

0:25

Dad, can you pass the bread?

0:26

Sure, but don't forget the butter

0:28

that looks like decorative bathroom soaps

0:30

and is impossible to smear.

0:36

Thanks, Dad. This really ruins it.

0:39

What will you be having, sir?

0:40

Yes, I'll have what I had last time,

0:42

pheasant on the glass.

0:43

Don't you mean pheasant under glass?

0:45

Nope.

0:49

Yeah, now turn around and lay an egg on the glass.

0:55

Ah, yeah.

0:56

I defy you to tell me exactly what's wrong with this.

1:04

Oh, Peter, look, you can put your business card in this bowl

1:07

and maybe win a free lunch.

1:09

I don't have a business card.

1:11

And I think you knew that.

1:12

I hope you enjoyed your meal, sir.

1:14

May I offer you a toothpick?

1:16

Oh, I-I don't know.

1:17

We've already spent a lot of money in here tonight.

1:19

No, sir, it's free.

1:24

Oh.

1:29

Peter, that's not how you use a toothpick.

1:31

You pick your teeth with it.

1:33

I cannot believe I have to explain this to you.

1:35

There are gaps in my knowledge.

1:37

This is hardly news.

1:40

Wow, this is awesome.

1:42

This is like I'm having a whole second meal.

1:47

Man, this just feels right.

1:49

That's it. From here on out, I am about all things toothpick.

1:52

I'm gonna go everywhere with it, always be chewing on it,

1:55

and start all my sentences with,

1:57

all right, here's what you're gonna do.

1:58

Excuse me, we're from out of town.

2:00

Where do people go to listen to live music around here?

2:03

I'll handle this.

2:04

All right, here's what you can do.

2:05

Skip the live music.

2:06

Get yourself a room over at the Wickford Marina.

2:08

Take her out on a balcony, point to any boat in the harbor,

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Video Transcript

0:07

Ah, Smitty's Steakhouse.

0:09

You know, this was the fanciest restaurant in Quahog

0:12

when I was a kid.

0:13

The ladies' room has a big space with chairs in it

0:15

like a living room before you get back to where the crappers are.

0:18

Good evening, and welcome to Smitty's.

0:20

I'll be back with martinis for Mom and Dad,

0:22

and for you kids, some martinis.

0:25

Dad, can you pass the bread?

0:26

Sure, but don't forget the butter

0:28

that looks like decorative bathroom soaps

0:30

and is impossible to smear.

0:36

Thanks, Dad. This really ruins it.

0:39

What will you be having, sir?

0:40

Yes, I'll have what I had last time,

0:42

pheasant on the glass.

0:43

Don't you mean pheasant under glass?

0:45

Nope.

0:49

Yeah, now turn around and lay an egg on the glass.

0:55

Ah, yeah.

0:56

I defy you to tell me exactly what's wrong with this.

1:04

Oh, Peter, look, you can put your business card in this bowl

1:07

and maybe win a free lunch.

1:09

I don't have a business card.

1:11

And I think you knew that.

1:12

I hope you enjoyed your meal, sir.

1:14

May I offer you a toothpick?

1:16

Oh, I-I don't know.

1:17

We've already spent a lot of money in here tonight.

1:19

No, sir, it's free.

1:24

Oh.

1:29

Peter, that's not how you use a toothpick.

1:31

You pick your teeth with it.

1:33

I cannot believe I have to explain this to you.

1:35

There are gaps in my knowledge.

1:37

This is hardly news.

1:40

Wow, this is awesome.

1:42

This is like I'm having a whole second meal.

1:47

Man, this just feels right.

1:49

That's it. From here on out, I am about all things toothpick.

1:52

I'm gonna go everywhere with it, always be chewing on it,

1:55

and start all my sentences with,

1:57

all right, here's what you're gonna do.

1:58

Excuse me, we're from out of town.

2:00

Where do people go to listen to live music around here?

2:03

I'll handle this.

2:04

All right, here's what you can do.

2:05

Skip the live music.

2:06

Get yourself a room over at the Wickford Marina.

2:08

Take her out on a balcony, point to any boat in the harbor,

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