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Matt Powell's Top Ten "Scientific" Proofs For Noah's Flood Are Really STUPID

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0:18
A lot of people are under the impression that Noah's flood never happened.
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Oh well, I think I can help you with that one right there, Mattington-Palman.
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That's because, right, it didn't.
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And we know it didn't, because there's no evidence for it.
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Well, actually that's not strictly fair.
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I'm sure there's things that you think are evidence for it, but unfortunately they are
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far better explained by, or...
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or far better explain, other phenomena and or geologically historic events.
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Again, because there was no worldwide flood.
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Because that's dumb.
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I hope that helps.
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And if you tell people that you believe in biblical creationism, sometimes they will
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laugh at you.
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Sometimes?
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Now isn't that just the understatement of the century?
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Any person who isn't a dumbass, sees anyone who believes a thing we know just isn't true,
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is going to find that pretty goddamn hilarious.
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And you believe something that we know to be catastrophically untrue, to the point
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where any serious scientist studying the formation of the universe simply can't hold that view
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and be considered competent in their field.
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But let me tell you, biblical creationism and Noah's flood are two verifiable things
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that you can show to be accurate.
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They are?
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Well it's so weird that that has literally never been done by f**king anybody Matt.
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In fact, again, the only people who believe it have such a poor understanding of the science
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behind the origins of the everything that they think, well, God did it is even remotely
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a reasonable answer, and that the thorough explanations that we have developed purely
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by following the evidence to its conclusions must be wrong, because it makes their book,
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though, sound like it was written by morons who didn't understand how anything works,
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because they were and they didn't respectively. In this video I'm going to give you 10 reasons
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why Noah's Flood is a fact. Well I only have to give you one reason, which is because it f***ing
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isn't. There is no evidence for a worldwide flood anywhere, which is strange because you would think
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that if it were worldwide it would be f***ing everywhere. But what do I know, apart from more
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than Matt obviously. Number one is because you find sea life on every single mountain. There
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There are entire whales that we find perfectly preserved on top of mountains.
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We also find gigantic oysters, some as big as cars on the Andes mountains.
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How did they get there?
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Oh, straight into a swing and a miss there with that one, Matthew.
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What did I say about better explains or is explained by other things?
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Yeah, no fossils of sea life on most mountains, most being important and we will get back
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to that.
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But yeah, fossils, you know, things that take at least 10,000 years to form.
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Little longer than Noah's fake flood, and they got up there from the shifting tectonic plates.
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For the two of you who don't know this already, mountains form when tectonic plates push together.
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One goes up, one goes down, and if one of them spent a lot of time as a sea floor before that,
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it's gonna have a couple of fossils on it. And funnily enough, if it wasn't that, then it won't.
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Almost like that evidence is explained by actual science. And again, again, it's not all of them,
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And if this argument were to hold water,
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Get it, wouldn't all mountains have them on? And you see, well, you lied that they do,
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So I assume that you know that. Because yeah, if the water was everywhere, all over the mountains,
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