Christianity ᶦˢ For IDIOTS (Redeemed Zoomer)
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What is Christianity? Oh, I know this one a little bit silly. Is it that one?
I mean I got nothing against people wanting to follow it you do you guys?
But you have to admit that some of it is more than a tad far-fetched
And as long as you don't want to make everyone else on earth have to follow it
I have no problem with you, but unfortunately many
followers of Christbob's do do that, and I have to point out all the little things that are, let's say,
a tad undercooked. And if there's one thing that the Bible needs, it's more fire.
Some people think it's just about being a good person.
Yeah, those people are just a little cringe. I mean, seriously, if you think Christianity
is about being a real softly, softly nice guy, I have to wonder if you've read the f***ing book,
or more importantly, met any other Christians.
I cannot tell you the number of times someone has criticized me
for criticizing certain Christian opinions because THEY don't hold that opinion.
Therefore it's somehow my fault for criticizing it.
Shut up, moron.
If you really want to be the better-than-everyone kind of Christian,
the very first step is to not say stupid shit to a cartoon asshole.
That will never work out for you, I promise.
Some people think it's about following a bunch of rules.
I mean, is it not? Even if you don't think it's specifically all the ones here,
it is at the very least some things like,
tell Jesus how pretty he is every day, and letting God know that you are always down to suck that big old God dong.
And speaking of these ones here, what is that one supposed to be?
I mean you censored it, and as with all censorship, it makes it completely impossible to know what the f*** you're actually saying.
So let's just use advanced technology to find out what's actually supposed to be there.
Well, I never.
Could God not real sing?
No wonder you wanted to hide the truth.
And some people think it's just a cultural tradition.
Uh, like, wouldn't it be able to be the other things as well as a cultural tradition?
I mean, if you're supposed to be kind, as a cultural tradition,
it's still a cultural tradition.
And seriously, the rules for traditions are usually pretty friggin extensive,
and even if they're not that deep,
There has to be some kind of rules, otherwise you aren't following shit.
Man, once again, it's like Redumped Fastboy doesn't know how words work.
Shocking.
But none of these are true.
What, that it's just a one of those things, or that it's any of them?
Because no one thinks that Crimspianity is only one of those,
but that's because they are so obviously not f***ing mutually exclusive?
So you're talking to no one, if that's the case,
and the idea that it isn't any of them is obviously wrong for the fact that anyone would somehow
accidentally come to that conclusion without some kind of demonstration that it is at least
potentially any of those things.
Christianity is all about Jesus Christ and everything else stems from that.
Well, duh. He literally puts the Christ in Christianity.
Otherwise it would be called like God-tianity and that just does not have the same ring to it.
The Bible is the book about Christ.
The Bible is the book about Christ.
