Passivonas é totalmente sem noção e eu amei
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One of the quotes I like the most says that violence is never the answer
But yes to the question
And the answer is yes
Bottoms or Passivonas, as we are calling here in Brazil
Adopts this philosophy like no one
And with that he became the most unknowing and funny movie I've seen this year
Passivonas tells the story of two talented lesbians
Who create a fighting club for them to conquer the popular girls at school
And yes, I know that this doesn't make the slightest sense
Fight Club is one of the most scary things that anyone can like, but to better understand this story,
first let's talk about the two talented lesbians, Josie and PJ.
They have been best friends since childhood, but now that they are...
they grew up, they are desperate to lose their virginity before they graduate.
I don't know why the fuck this expectation was created that the person in high school has to spend the year,
go to college and have sex
and not kill himself.
Choose at most two.
And more specifically, Joules and PJ want to stay with the two most popular girls in the school.
Which is an almost impossible task, since the two are nerds who have no malemolence to talk to girls.
One of these popular girls is called Isabel, and of course she dates the popular asshole guy at school, Jeff.
And that's exactly why Josie feels she has no chance against Jeff, this guy is the new Noah Centineo.
This guy, Nicholas Galitzine, he's everywhere.
He makes good movies, he makes bad movies, he makes gay movies, he makes straight movies, he should even make his income tax if you pay him well.
And during a festival in the city, Isabelle fights Jeff because she flags him over another woman.
And she would never expect the guy who has a fan of Chico Moedas to do something like that.
Josie takes the opportunity to offer a ride to Isabelle, but Jeff gets in front of her car.
And Josie accelerates the car enough to give a little kick to Jeff's knee.
But this guy has a huge calcium deficiency, because he falls on the ground and shivers with pain.
I think he never drank a glass of milk in his life, nor did he breastfeed.
It surprises me a lot that he plays American football, the first blow he disassembles like a Lego.
And speaking of broken bones, I don't know why Josie offered a ride to Isabel,
if she has a broken arm too.
In fact, how did she park the car?
What girl put the beacon with one arm and you're going to tell me she doesn't have talent?
You can already be an Uber driver, at least.
And all the boys at school
will immediately help Jeff
because, guess what?
He's also a star of the school team
with this fragile bone structure.
He's practically a Neymar. He acts well, gets injured easily,
has a girlfriend, and I'm sure
that Nicolas Galizini would also
play for the Aurelian. The guy who
can act in Cinderella, he can play
even on Easter. I just don't know why
all the school players are
uniformed because there's no
game this day. You look like a medical student who walks around in a vest all day.
My dream is to operate my phimosis with a doctor who was wearing a vest in the Habibs.
