Наша раша Бородач салон "Норка"
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Russian security guards are the most observant people in the world.
Because only the guard knows who is faster, a cockroach or a fly without wings.
And how many seeds do you need to put the word Igor?
And this is a resident of Ryazan, Sasha, a regular of the local police department.
Who are you talking to? Get up quickly! We are looking at the camera!
You again, bearded!
Yes, I'm a bearded again! It's me, Alexander Rodionovich, a bearded!
You bearded man, you're sick of everyone! Can you commit a crime in other districts?
I can in other districts!
I'll do it in other districts!
Look at the camera, quickly!
What are you doing?
I'm in the salon of the store of fur products of the mink.
How long have you been working there?
I've been working in the mink for three days.
And who is this?
Oh.
Not oh, but stay.
Stand straight, look at the camera. Who is this?
This is Vitaly Sergeevich, the senior in shift.
He is a guard with 20 years of experience, my mentor.
Let's tell what happened on the night of December 6.
The night of December 6 did not foretell any trouble.
I told you, I'm telling you specifically.
Specifically, that night, Vitaly Sergeevich and I were sitting on the chairs and solving the scanboards.
Scanboards, you tell?
We solved the scanboards, we are security guards, we always solve the scanboards, because we have nothing to do.
Well, what happened next?
Next, well, on the radio they announced that today is the day of the border guard, and Vitaly Sergeevich clapped and said,
and we almost ruined the party.
Guys, let me say something.
— Vitaly Sergeevich, is he a border guard?
— I asked him myself back then,
Vitaly Sergeevich, are you a border guard?
And he said that border guards guard the border.
So they are also guards.
Since border guards are guards,
so we are also border guards.
— What the hell are you talking about?
— It's not me, it's Vitaly Sergeevich.
He sent me to the bar where I bought a little beer.
Guys, can I…
Wait, where are you going?
How much beer did you buy?
20 bottles.
20 bottles?
So, there were only 20 bottles?
No, no, only 22. I bought two more bottles of vodka.
What happened next?
You're going to make me even more mad!
